Anatomy of a Bag of Sunflower Seeds: Aka 500% of your daily recommended intake of sodium. Nice, intact, flavorful shells containing the sweet fruit inside: 80% Remains of shells; empty: 5% Brittle shells that break apart entirely when you try to crack them open in your mouth, leading to what I like to call ‘termite-itis’:Continue reading “Roasted-Salted”
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Pi Day
Let me tell you about Pi day. March 14th, which reads out as 3.14. First off, it only works in the states because of how we list our dates; month-day-year, which doesn’t really make sense if you think about it. Whatever, it doesn’t matter. My math teacher in high school loved Pi day for obviousContinue reading “Pi Day”
Randall
“Well, hello nurse.” He sat back in the chair, coated in thick transparent plastic, squeaking all the way back. “How many times am I going to tell you, I’m not a nurse, I’m a geriatric aid. Although I do have my degree in nursing…” She handed him a cup. “I just wanted to convey; inContinue reading “Randall”
It Takes Two to Collide
Mike adjusted the rear-view mirror that insisted in shining the glaring sun into his eyes. There was nobody on the road anyways, in either direction. Nothing behind him but the setting sun. He had left it all behind. Peering down at the face of his cell phone, the last bar flickered on and off, before finallyContinue reading “It Takes Two to Collide”
Little Lost Sandwich
I was at the store tonight buying something to quench my thirst (and nothing else because I’m not going to be around to consume it) and I came across this little guy, all lost with no place to go. Since I just quit my job at a supermarket, this only triggered me slightly. I mean,Continue reading “Little Lost Sandwich”
Fifty Shades of Grease Publishing 