Hi, I’m Lisa. I’m just your average everyday highschool junior. I’m pretty much just like all the other girls; except for one thing. I’m a zombie. *groan* (Insert wacky cartoon sounds here.) *Narrator voice voice* Coming this summer to XYZ, Lisa is a zombie. That’s Steve. He’s a real hottie. That’s not all though, what I reallyContinue reading “Beauty and The Brain”
Author Archives: Sandwich Sean
Thousand Yard Stare
Working in a full service environment like a deli, people have to tell us what they want. In order to do so, they must know what their heart desires, whether it be greasy sliced meat, greasy fried chicken, or grease on a bread roll. This means examining the product in the case and the prices/dealsContinue reading “Thousand Yard Stare”
See, Store. Ep1: Hot Doggin’
After college I worked in a gas station convenience store. Being a night owl, I eventually volunteered for the graveyard shift. Believe me, there were a lot of strange people, but the strangest and most interesting were my coworkers, hands down. I had just become the lead at this point. That didn’t mean a lot. IContinue reading “See, Store. Ep1: Hot Doggin’”
Yes, I already ate some.
I made something today. Made 100% without the use of my keyboard. It’s pot pie. It was also the three things that are most often highlighted in recipes made for people without culinary skills: cheap, fast, and easy. And yes, I did immediately devour one quarter of it, so it was delicious too. When IContinue reading “Yes, I already ate some.”
Punching Sandwiches
I can’t say making sandwiches is the most fun thing I’ve ever done, but the interactions with people get me through the day. I can’t help but love joking with people. That’s why I love videos like this. The second prank really get me. I’ve discussed doing this with my coworkers, but nobody wants toContinue reading “Punching Sandwiches”