Hi, I’m Lisa. I’m just your average everyday highschool junior. I’m pretty much just like all the other girls; except for one thing. I’m a zombie. *groan* (Insert wacky cartoon sounds here.)
*Narrator voice voice* Coming this summer to XYZ, Lisa is a zombie.
That’s Steve. He’s a real hottie. That’s not all though, what I really like about him is his brains. But how will I ever get to feast on his grey matter if I decay before prom?
*More narration* For Lisa, just keeping it together is another part of the day. *arms falls to the ground*
Between homework, after school activities, and parents breathing down my spine, it’s hard just to have a life, especially in death.
*Narrator drones on like an a**hole* After a run in with the school diva, who just so happened to be a witch doctor in disguise, she got caught up in a nasty curse. Who got the power of voodoo? She do. (Bowie starts playing in the background obnoxiously.)
All I wanted was a normal high school experience. Now I have to live every day like the last day was weeks ago. Sometimes, I just want to stay at home and formaldehide.
*Narrator won’t shut up* Join Lisa on her undying quest just to make it in this world of the living, right here on XYZ. Beauty and the Brain; coming soon.
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