Memoir – Fifty Shades of Grease Publishing

The Source of All Grease

Whenever I come home from work, my mom says that I smell like grease. Imagine that. Of course, I don’t smell it anymore. It’s just a part of my being now. For that matter, I don’t smell much because of allergies this time of year. Sometimes my sense of smell returns for a day orContinue reading “The Source of All Grease”

Meat Me in the Deli

Meat is greasy. But that’s what makes it delicious right? Nothing better than a juicy steak or hamburger. However, it’s not so nice if it’s all over your hands, rather than your insides. Thats where deli meat comes in. We just recently started cutting to order here in my department. We used to have multipleContinue reading “Meat Me in the Deli”

Ranch Bomb

Today was my Monday at work, and it allowed me to think about more things that are greasy in my department. Of course, not before I stepped on a ranch packet someone had dropped on the ground, and with a satisfying pop, it sent a spray up my opposite leg, across the floor, and partiallyContinue reading “Ranch Bomb”

Exersize in Being Interrupted

It comes at an interesting time that I post this… my Memoirs of Grease… my experience at my job working in a deli. I just got the news that I am being promoted to lead sandwich artisan or whatever, a title that has not existed in my whole time being here. I mean, I getContinue reading “Exersize in Being Interrupted”