Greasy Valentine’s Cards

Are you just now realizing that tomorrow is Valentines Day?  I certainty was just reminded myself.  Don’t worry if you haven’t decided on the words to deliver to your sweetheart tomorrow, I’m here for you.  If you have been able to look past some of my darker writing, there is romance to be found.  Or grease.  Yeah, that’s grease.  So here’s some deli themed love notes you can deliver to that certain special person.

Hey, we’d make a good sandwich.  We go together like ham and cheese.


I want to love you like my favorite part of the chicken- tenderly.  Because chicken tenders.


Not even deli slicers could tear us apart.



You put my heart in a pickle.


I want you to be the meat inside my roll. Maybe let’s not go in this direction.


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