Q: Hi, I’d like to get a sandwich.
A. You’re in the right place!
B. Let me get someone more qualified….
C. Of course.
D. Sorry, we’re out.
A: Wrong. Don’t be a smartass.
B: Wrong. You’re on the that side of the counter for a reason.
C: Ding ding ding!
D: Wrong. Only reserved for friends and coworkers. Make sure to flip the light off to enhance your seriousness on the issue.